March of the Strombeek

Sometimes when people are visiting and things get slow, Strombeek is called upon to entertain.

She is not so excited about the cat pendant.

Nor does she appreciate the bunch of bananas competing for space on her chair while people dance around her and sing about how there aren't any bananas. Of course there are bananas. They're right there.

But worse than any of that is when she is conscripted to perform The Penguin Dance.



















And worse than that--though she'd never before considered there might actually be something worse--is when someone has the bright idea to put an egg in the mix. You know, hold it on her feet, like they do in March of the Penguins.

Only it ends up looking a little more like she's laying the egg than anything.